Ssssssssppppppptttttttt!!
Sorry I have been slacking on the posts and comments to your blogs...same old shit...busy, busy, busy...add to that about 10 fuck sessions, and you can see why I have been gone! lol
So, what to talk about....OH!! I tried the different flavors of nipple lickers that the love bud brought home...can I just say...NASTY AND FUCKING GROSS!!!
I applaud the man for trying, but...damn!! Whoever makes that shit should be dick slapped...and not in the good way either, like when you are going at it and he starts lightly slapping your hoohaa with his dick......what? who? oh uhmmmm,,,where was I?? Oh yeah...they should be beaten is what I am getting at here.
Just the idea that your man has gone to the trouble of going and getting the nipple lickers is usually enough to get ya going...so, you are hot, he is hot, you are both fucking HOT!!
Foreplay begins...a little rubbing, some licking, a little light slap here and there ...again with the dick slapping, you can see where my mind is at right? lol
back to the foreplay...clothes are now completely gone, and, what is that I see?? Yes!! He is reaching for the nipple lickers...we are gonna have some fun now!! He proceeds to squeeze some of the Wanton Water Melons onto my wanton water melons, and...down goes his mouth...he is in it to win it!!! Then, I hear...
"Bllleeeccccckkkkkkk...what the fuck??!!"
followed by
"Ssssspppppptttttt...sssssppppttt..ahhhkkkkk....uuuugggghhhh...sssssppppptttt!!"
Not necessarily the most flattering thing to hear going on when he is lapping at your tits huh?
So, me being the asshole that I am, I immediately start laughing when I realize that he is gagging and about to puke...laughing and shoving his puky ass away from my tits I should say!
Love bud dashes out to the bathroom and starts frantically swishing water in his mouth trying to get the taste out. After about 5 minutes of this, and after I called him a pussy about 10 times...in a sweet, loving way of course...he staggers back to the bedroom.
And what does Miss Brilliant do next?? Yep, thats right, I just HAD to try the shit myself...like his gagging and spitting was not enough evidence...nope, I had to get me some!
and.................
"Sssssspppppppppttttttt...ahhhhkkkkk...ssssspppptttt..."
and...................
repeat the earlier water swishing and name calling, only reverse the roles...
Gah!! Whoever told those people that putting cough syrup into smaller bottles and slapping a "nipple lickers" label on them was a good idea...cause thats exactly what that shit tastes like...nasty, nasty cough syrup!! YUCK!!
Now, he has lived with me long enough to know that it is alright for me to laugh at him, but it is certainly NOT alright for him to laugh at me!!! No sir!!
For cruelly laughing at me, I made him do 50 push ups...I just happened to be lying under him at the time!! hahahahah
When we were done with his punishment, we threw that damn nipple licker shit away...just gives us an excuse to go back to the sex shop and buy something else right??