Saturday, November 19, 2005

big fat sweaty women

wassssuuuuppppp???? I know you are picturing that scene from scary movie....you are aren't ya, ya freak!!

so anywhooooooo...I am having a pretty boring day so far. We were so dead at work... I kept expecting it to pick up because, after all, it is friday night after all...but nooooooo , why should I make any money at my slave pit job right? Fuckin bastards!!! Ok, there, I am alright now. I cant wait for the day after thanksgiving so I can get up super duper early and stand in long long long lines to get pushed around by big fat sweaty women just dying to get that last bargain before someone else beats them to it!

My mom and I go every year, and every year I say..."God dammit mom, I am never, and I mean never going to let you talk me into this shit again!"

But of course, the asshole sucker that I am, I always go cause, who wants to disappoint mom right? Not me thats for damn sure...I might need to borrow money sometime in the near future, and the last thing I need is a vengeful fire breathing mom on my hands...do you feel my pain people? Well do ya?

I think I will go and have some sex with the love bud now so...as they say, on to bigger and better things...

see ya
wmy

3 comments:

Phats said...

Hey there
You had some weird feature turned on that wouldn't allow me to comment before, but it seems to be working now! Now that I know you're a waitress I totally will stop stiffing waitress' of their tips ha.

I like your blog I will totally keep stopping by, so keep em coming!

yournamehere said...

Well, now that I can comment, here I am. Thanks for all the nice things you said about me on your blog.

wmy said...

phats...I will be expecting to here all about your generous tipping from here on out..lol

your name...your welcome, keep me laughing k? talk to ya soon