Gay and hmmmmm?
Hey there folks!
PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY!!!!!!! Thats for you Egan!! It was good for me...how bout you?
Anyway, I think I am coming down with a serious case of dick too big throat...Whoops, I mean strep throat. How come the two feel almost the same? You know, your throat burns, you have trouble breathing etc...Seriously though, it has got to be the strep bitch comin at me cause, lord know, I sure as hell haven't been getting any big dick treatment lately! ........................................................................................................................................................
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Okay, I'm back, I just went and kicked love bud in the head for neglecting me lately. Bastard!
I have decided that I want just 3 things for christmas and they are...
1. Complete DVD series of "Queer as folk" (cuz lets face facts folks, even though I am not a gay man, there are a lot of big dicks on that damn show...and they are hot too)
2. Clothes, clothes and more clothes (cuz a bitch has to look good ya know?)
3. A big dick vibrator (just cuz ok!!!???)
I have a so so vibrator, but I want the vibrator that ate Manhattan dammit! I want the big kahuna, the mighty taco teaser, the...you get my point.
Back to "Queer as Folk"...I love me some gay men! I am serious, the men on that show are fucking gorgeous!!! Now I know that some of the actors on there are really gay, but I also know that some of them aren't. For the uninitiated, "QAF" is a hardcore gay drama/porno that was on showtime for 5 glorious years,,,until the fuckers ended it! Anywho, I always wonder, how the non-gay actors prepare for the love scenes. They show everything, and I mean everything. There is major ass-fucking going on and they show it all! (Now remember, I only watch it for the hot guys...ahemmmmmm!!) How do those poor straight guys go home and talk about their day with their loved one?
"So honey, how was your day?"
"Well love muffin, I got plowed up the ass by Jason today, how was your day?"
Well, I guess if the money is right, an actor will play just about anyone right? Yeah right, I know that there is some major ass lusting going on even with the "straight" ones! They just get off easy by saying "No no, Katie (Couric) I'm not a homosexual, I just play one on TV." Fucking liars! Although...if Angelina Jolie was to come knocking... I might have to experiment...hahahahahahahahah
On that note, I am off to look through our sex toy catalogs to find my Christmas present!
see ya
wmy
7 comments:
Do you want your vibrator to have an ignition switch and a kick-stand?
YNH hahah. hell yes!! Does that make me sound greedy or slutty or both...both I hope!!lol just kidding..maybe
Oh yeah, thanks for the pussy shout out. I was feeling a little too alpha male before I read your blog.
The Vibrator that ate Manhattan.....ouch. How about just the one that nibbled on The Village for a while.
Greedy and slutty are not mutually exclusive, so be both.
ROTFLMAO! Greedy is good. How about the vibrator that ate Grand Rapids?
P.S. I linked you!
Linked ya :)
Hope you get all you want for xmas and more
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