Saturday, December 10, 2005

Multiple me

Oh please, just kill me now..

There I was, minding my own business, shopping at the local D&W store, and what should my poor eyes behold? Ashlee-ass ugly- Simpson has made it onto the cover of Cosmo!! What the hell is the world coming to? Am I the only one in the world who thinks this big fat lip-syncing ass licker should be forced to go live with the tree people in Zimbabwe?????? I don't know if there really are tree people or even if I spelled Zimbabwe right, but you get my point right??? I just don't like the bitch! And, for her to be on the cover (Oh, it hurts me to even type that shit!!) well, lets just say that I am seriously considering boycotting that damn magazine. Wait a minute, if I boycott Cosmo, where oh where will I get all my advice about cheating spouses and tidbits about how to give the perfect blowjob? Guess I will just have to hit the streets and get some real life knowledge about that stuff from now on...Dammit Cosmo, why did you have to dash all of my love for you? LOL Really though, how do you folks out there in blogland feel about Miss Cunt Stank Simpson? Let me know k? I also think that there is something a little funny going on between Ashlee and Jess and that molester looking dad of theirs! The guy looks like he is just waiting to throw those 2 girls down and ass rape them don't ya think? He is constantly having them do this and that to make more money for him! I really do believe that he would have those hoochies in a porno that fast if he thought it would be more profitable in the long run. I can see the scenario now...Ashlee licks Jessica while Jessica does her with a microphone from behind, all while big daddy Joe is jacking off in the corner to a re-mix of their damn Christmas album!!!I am telling you guys, in about 20-30 years, we will all be listening to the girls go on and on to Oprah (oh yeah, I am sure she will still be on the air) about how they got fiddled by daddy on a nightly basis while ignorant mama bear slept innocently in the mansion that her daughters money bought for her!

Ok, I am over that for now...I have something to tell all of you...are you ready???? I am now officially multi-orgasmic!!!!!!!!! And no, it didn't happen while I was alone!! I always thought that being able to cum more that once during a fuck fest was just a big wives tale...or just a bunch of lying bitches trying to one up each other. But no.....It can really happen!!! OMG, I am having flashbacks just typing this, I may have to excuse myself for a while. LOL Anyway, I am so glad to be a member of the C.A.T.T. (cummin all the time) girls! Only, now that it has actually happened, what if it never happens again? I am worrying about it already dammit! You know, cause once you've licked the icecream cone, you usually want another lick ok? I am gonna have to go rape the love bud again to make sure that we can keep my membership in the C.A.T.T. girls active! hahahahah
I better go do it right now...he had a few drinks tonight so he'll be prime for the pickin!!! Sad that I have to get him licquored up huh? But, sometimes a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do right?

Here's hoping that the rest of you get laid tonight too!!! Happy hunting folks! hahahah

see ya
wmy

6 comments:

SignGurl said...

Holla! I'm jealous. I want to be int the club too.

I think you're right about that Simpson daddy. Ewwwwww.......

wmy said...

Jenn- hahhah and....ewwwwwww from me too!

barman said...

I had no idea the dad was managing them. I guess I can not go ewwwww but I definetly think whoever it managing them is scum.

Good luck with you club...

Egan said...

Say it ain't so! Ashlee is on the cover and multiple orgasms? Man, I knew there was a reason I read this blog.

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