A little whore goes a long way
Go pussy, go go go!! A happy pussy is a good pussy people!! And, let me tell ya...I have a HAAPPPYYYY PUSSSYYYYY!!!! Thats right bitches, my multiple orgasms are officially back! Halelluah praise the gods in fuckdom!!!
I dont know about you, but I will take one good set of multiples over all the so so, nope, not quite there yet, thats not my twat, its my ass idiot, half-assed sex episodes in the world...even if I could only have sex once a month...if it meant I was gonna get plastered to the ceiling like I was last night...well, bring it on baby!
Ok, I don't wanna say too much and jinx my self again so, I am gonna shut the fuck up about the multiples for now...don't wanna go through another dry spell, cause it was getting UGLY folks!!
Anywho, I need your opinions bloggers...calling all bloggers...calling all bloggers...hahahah funny huh? Ok, do you think it is possible to be a whore with your own husband? Let me set this up a little better k? My best girlfriend has just recently finished a massive weight loss campaign...she had gastric bypass surgery, and so far she has lost 175lbs!!! She still has about 20lbs to go, but she looks fucking fantastic!! Well, needless to say, when she was so heavy, she didn't feel like the sexiest bitch in the world, and her and her hubby hadn't done the nasty for 3 years...thats right folks 3 YEARS!!! She just didn't feel good about herself.(he is a great guy btw, and would have loved to rub her lovely lady lumps, if you know what I mean, but he respected her...so he just jacked off for the better part of 3 years...with an occasional blow job from her) Ok, so, since she has lost the weight, they are really back in the saddle and trying out all sorts of kinky dirty little things together...lots of time to make up ya know?? So, a few of us girls went to lunch and my friend was giving us all the grimy little details and our STUPID ASS BITCH former friend says
"Just cause you have your figure back, doesn't mean you can start acting like a whore ya know?"
Of course, I told her she was a dumb bitch and who was she to judge, and blah blah blah... She got mad and left. Cry baby bitch!!
My friend and her hubby have been delving into the fine art of amateur porn photography (for their own eyes) and trying out all sorts of fun sex toys on each other...her hubby even let her use a strap-on big bad boinker on him!! ohh ahh ohh ahh...I am getting sidetracked here, sorry!! Well, she told us all about it and thats when dumb bitch laid the whore rap on her..sooooooo, do you think she is being whory or just having fun and making up some seriously deserved luvin??
Come on and let me know what you think people...Have a great hump day...hump day...how appropriate huh?? hahahahahahah
see ya
wmy
10 comments:
Well, being a big girl myself, I could see where doing the nasty after losing weight would be wild.
3 YEARS?!?!?!?! How did she handle that?
I say, if you got it flaunt it.
I agree with signgurl. I think that's the BEST time to whore yourself out. Especially with your husband. Trust me, when I get married someday, my husband is going to be one LUCKY mofo. And I'm NOT just saying that.
As for the strap on part, I'm a little wierded out by that. But if that's there style, then, whatever floats their boat!!!
Wow, the strap on thing definitely caught my attention too. So her hubby likes the butt loving huh? I don't know too many straight guys that are into it, but the ones that are can't stop talking about it. I just can't get myself to ever go there.
No, you can't be a whore if you're married. It's a good thing to be experimenting and stuff. There's nothing wrong with a crazy sex life. Excuse me for a bit... I need to go to the bathroom for a bit.
Jenn- the 3 years was touch and go believe me...pun completely intended! LOL
steph- LOL...and yes, your hubby will be wearing a permagrin from the get go!!
egan- Butt loving is not for everyone! hahah And get out of that damn bathroom! LOL
Big ed-hello!!! Thanks for the comment!! I am pretty proud of her too! And I have to say...love, love love your avatar! hahah
Big Ed, can you cough for me?
Oh well done to your best girlfriend!!! She probably feels fantastic about herself now. Kudos to her what ever they are, lol. 3 years!!! Holy crap.
Oh and thanks for dropping by my post and listening to my music. Good luck to your son with the trombone playing, great instrument to play. He needs to stick at it though. It takes many many years to learn a brass instrument. I have been playing for 25 years now and I still don't know it all so tell him not to expect miracles or whatever over night! :-)
I will have more for you guys to listen to tomorrow.
Chasing down all the definitions I could there is no way I would say whore applies, period. Now she needs to be careful talking about anal sex as that is pretty taboo to at least some people. I am sure that is part of what the ex friend went off on. She should have just excused herself and not judged her and went off on her.
I guess I don't see a problem if they want to make up for lost time. Damn, if I were to do that...
egan-my sentiments exactly! LOL
gareth-he is pretty gung-ho on the whole band thing, and I definately will keep encouraging him...as long as my ears can take it! LOL...It will get better won't it???
barman- yep, anal isn't for everyone! hahahhah..and I don't think this is one of those things where "don't knock it till ya try it" applies, do you???
Okeh I would say no, because she is sexing up her husband not like 40 random men. I say more power to her, and to do it as much as possible whenever possible haha
Just the mention of strap-ons make me flinch. Ouch.
For the record, any time your awake, amn or woman, whore....whore...whore. We all, as humans, know what consumes us, why play games. Sister...if you got hands, grab for the nookie. In fact, grab twice. As a mom and wife, you've earned it.
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