size does matter
HELLOOOOOO!!!!! HOW IS EVERYBODY DOING TODAY???????( Egan, that is for you...punk)
So, what do you think...does size really matter or not??? Case in point; A friend of mine has been married for 5 years to a...shall we say...short dick man! Well, they like to watch porno movies together, and he(the short dick man) always tells her that the men in those movies are "freaks" and that men in the real world aren't built like that!!! Liar, liar, pants on fire!! Of course I had to prove him wrong, so I took a picture of my love bud( who is definately not a short dick man) and showed it to her!! Needless to say, she is feeling a little jipped off! BTW, my friend was a virgin when they got married, so she believe the liar all these years.
So, now short dick man thinks I am a big trouble maker and doesn't want us to play together anymore! I never really did like him anyway...hahahah...Soooooo, tell me what you think...does size matter or not?
p.s. We have been friends our whole lives, so of course I had to set her straight, right? RIGHT???
see ya
wmy
12 comments:
Well, if we are being honest here, if she loves him, it shouldn't matter.
However, he shouldn't have lied to her all these years. That's a bunch of crap!
Jenn- Yep, it shouldn't matter, but she is still pretty pissed! I am sure that this wont end it for them though...
Oh my merciful heavens! You showed her a photo of your male's penis? Do you have any idea of the chaos that will ensue? It will be like a French farce. She will try and get some of yours, to see what she has been missing all these years, her husband will bobbit himself in a moment of enraged jealousy and you will ALL end up on the cover of a tabloid.
Now... if we are being honest. I hate to say it... but size matters. Love conquers all though.
Monkey- maybe that has been my intention all along...JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY!!! (Pumping my fist in the air while shouting JERRY!!)
I'm huge
Calzone- I know sweetie...I know
hizzle- thanks for visiting my blog!! My friend was a virgin when they got married, so she doesn't have anything to compare him with...he could be the shitiest lover ever, and she wouldn't even know it!
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays WMY!! :) have a great holiday season
Merry Christmas WMY and Dustin and rest of your family too :-) I hope you guys have an awesome holiday season. And go ahead with the burning of that CD :)
Well some are small, some are not. I must admit however, despite being average on a good day if I am lucky, I could never lie like that. What a scummy feeling I am getting.
I am so torn. If she were happy I do not know that I would have said anything. At the same time he was lieing to her.
Finally I can not believe you showed the hubbies memember to her. I knew women talked about a lot of different things but pictures too. So do you carry a wallet sized picture with you too? LOL
Merry Christmas, Wendy!
That's a great story. Waiting for more. » » »
Post a Comment