Somethings a little fishy here
Something is a little fishy here, and it aint me!!!
I was chatting with my mom tonight, and she just happened to mention that they had a financial meeting at their church. The pastors there are a husband and wife team, and apparently, combined, they make ohhhh, about $150,000 a year!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK??? The husband is the head pastor (of course) and his wife is junior pastor. The hubby works full time for about 100 grand and the wife works 2-3 days per week for about 50 grand/year. Can you fucking believe that?? Now, don't get me wrong, they are semi-nice people, but, (taking a word from my good buddy Todd/Vegass) for cunting sake!!! I am in the wrong business people.(Ok, I already knew that) I started looking around the Web and these preaching bitches have got it good! I know that someone out there is gonna fillet me for being sacreligious or some shit...but, OH WELL!!! It's my damn blog! Also, you can't turn on the TV on a Sunday without seeing some televangelist begging for more "support".
"Please, folks, send us your "support" in the form of a small donation...whatever you can afford...even if its only fifty dollars, thats ok...Jesus loves you~!!!" Well, HALLEFUCKINLUAH!!
This is the only "support" you are gonna get from me!!!
(I saw this on someone's(I forgot who) blog and thought it was appropriate
Sorry for thieving it! LOL
Only fifty bucks is a lot of money to me, and I sure as hell aint gonna send it to your scheming ass! Oh, but wait...if you send them your hard earned money, they will send you a tape or CD full of God's teachings...Or, if you are realllllllyyyyy "supportive", you might even get lucky enough to receive a bible in the mail! We can only hope... right people???
Now, I am sure that there are a lot genuine people out there in the land of the Christian Crusade, but for the most part, I think they are a bunch of Jerry Fallwell mofo's
"Hey all you Jerrys', get off your high horses and just let me enjoy my porn loving sinning life in peace okay? OKAY??
Ok...rant is officially over, you may now return to your regularly scheduled programming...
see ya
wmy
6 comments:
I watch about 2 mins. of them and turn them off...
Shaken- yep...lets get em!!!
captain- welcome!!
lccb- they need to be outlawed!
Did you say something Wendy? I love your use of exclamation points and capital letters. Abbreviations also rule. So does begging for money at church.
I need some of that sweet, sweet Jesus money.
you saw this on my blog
Where did you find it? Interesting read » » »
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