spewing stinkage
OH FUCK!!! Well, I think I have officially thrown up everything I have consumed for the last 24 hours...damn you southern comfort!!
"Come on Wendy, stay and have a drink with us" my so-called friends at my hell job say.
"Ok you guys, but I can only stay for one...I need to get home early tonight" I say.
FAMOUS LAST WORDS OF A LOSER!!!!!
I wish I could get ahold of that southern bitch and beat the shit out of him or her...what ever! It is an evil evil concoction straight out of the fiery pits of hell I tell ya! And mix a little cola with it(I was gonna type coke, but I know what you sick fucks would think) and you are just begging for your ass to explode while your mouth is spewing stinkage everywhere!
"Ohhhh, nothin could be finer than the ass that lost its liner, in the toiiilllettttt!!" Thats right, those mother fuckers at work are gonna hear about it too...what...they FORCED me to stay okay?I wanted to leave early and go to my chur....hahahah I couldn't even finish typing that without laughing!
Oh man...someone please put me out of this misery!! I am never drinking again....ok, maybe I will...but only for christmas...maybe New years...wait, I have Stella's wedding coming up...ah fuck it...I am a drink...I mean drunk! LOL
Well folks, the porcelain bitch is screaming my name again so I better heed her call or I will be covered in pukage...AGAIN! Yep, its been a proud proud day for me!
see ya
wmy
10 comments:
mmmm
southern comfort..
You must be part Irish with all this drinking lol.
And thanks for linking me :-) I'll do the same.
Gareth, it's not the part Irish stuff.... it's called food service. It's par for the course.
Wait were you drunk when you typed this?
shaken-why do I gotta be an ass?
Nutty-I think we need to set you up with some counseling to get over this! LOL
gareth-Yes to the irish part...actually, according to my mom, I am a mutt!
Egan- It does help to dull the pain of a wasted life! hahahah
Phats- Just what are you implying?
shaken- sorry sweetie...I am gonna send ya one of those holiday southern comfort gift packs...the ones with the cool shot glasses and everything k? LOL...BTW, whats up with that bar of soap guy from your comment section? Is he for real? Or just massively sarcastic?
Wretch.....puke........heave.......
Sorry, just reliving my own Southern Comfort experience.
The whole idea is not very comforting and since we live in the North it's not very southern, heh!
I hate southern comfort, but if you'd like to send me some quality bourbon, I'd like to drink it.
Jenn- Hey!!! Yeah!!!
YNH- I am on my way to the store right now!
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