hey there hi there hoooooooo there!!

I confess!!! I have been lurking for a while now...you know, reading your posts...and being too lazy to write my own. I suck the big one....I know, I know. So, hopefully all of you wonderful people are still wonderful. I hope none of you have gone and become serial killers or whale rapers in my absence! LOL What the hell is a whale raper you ask? I don't know...it just sounded funny to me so I figured I would type it! Oh, just go ahead and bite me if you dont like it!
I am not in that great of a mood as you can see. What should I tell you about...lets see...I have 4 siblings and 2 of them are in jail cause they are DUMB FUCKS!!! My younger brother had to show up for court for a traffic ticket...his scrotum sucking ass decided the best way to prepare for court was to get stump drunk the night before...well big mama judge took one wiff of him, and threw him right in the clink! Oh, and my crackwhore sister is still in jail for uttering and publishing. For those of you who don't have criminals in your family, or are not criminally inclined yourself, uttering and publishing is basically passing bad checks. Yep yep yep...she thought it would just be the best idea in the world to go around her friends trailer park and steal social security checks out of people's mailboxes. Her "friend" worked in the office at the trailer park, so she had keys to everyone's mailbox..."Hey, how bout we just forget about getting us a job...we can steal from these poor slobs instead" YES...GREAT IDEA BITCHES!!!

Oh wait...I almost forgot to tell you about the other brother who is in rehab!!! Yep, he is in rehab (court ordered of course) trying to keep his dumb fucking ass out of jail! So, lets see, that leaves just my younger sister...and she is a NUN! Yeah right, she smokes so much pot, I wouldn't be surprised to see pot leaves come sprouting out of her twat some day soon! And I, of course, am perfect!! Well, I do still have a job, and none of my kids have been taken away by the state, so I guess I am doing ok for now! LOL
See ya'
wmy