camel toe

ahhhhhhhhhh

Some people should just not be allowed to be in charge ya know? Case in point...my hell bitch boss!! I have decided that from now on I will be refering to her as camel toe on this blog...even if she never gets to hear me call her that, it gives me an immense amount of pleasure just writing it!!

Soooo...camel toe calls me up last night (on my night off, no less...whore) and says that we have a big party coming in and they need me to come in the next day real early cause we are understaffed blaah blaah blaah....you know the drill....shit needs to get done and camel toe doesn't want to have to do anything herself!! I am a slaving waitress for all of you newbies who don't know.

Anyway, I go in and...drum roll please...the huge party that I just had to come in for was...are you ready? 10 people Man, if I thought I wouldn't get caught, I would be out right now buying a high powered rifle and I would be perched on that bitches roof just waiting to blast her ass to kingdom cum (I like to say cum...cum cum cum cum cum...hahahahahaha...Ok I am better now)

BTW...thank you to those of you who have finally found me and have left comments for me...I dont feel like such a loser now...haaaa...well I do but that is be side the point so shut up!

Crack whore update...beep ba beep bitty beep beep ( I am trying to make that noise like they do on those important new shows ) ....shut up !!
So today in crackland, crackwhores from around the world united to takeover the free cheese department at the welfare office...you know that those bitches will try to sell anything for crack dont ya? hey wait a minute...do they even have the free cheese anymore? Dammit I feel like I have been "stuck on stupid" all day long!! That is kinda like "hooked on phonics" only you get dummer and dummer instead of smarter.. hee hee haa haa I am trying to laugh devilishly right now...leave me alone.

Sooo, the crackwhore called me today and actually had the balls to ask me to borrow money...I know, the gall is unbelievable isn't it? After I got done convulsing from laughter...I told her to go to hell and hung up!

Is there anyone else out there who isn't getting enough sex? I read all of your blogs and you are they sexingest bitches I have ever seen!! I am 31 now and I know that they say women are supposed to hit their peek at this time...but damn, maybe I missed mine. "sigh" Maybe it has something to do with the fact that my love bud is 42...when in doubt, blame it on the man in your life right? Seriously though I am afraid if I don't get some soon my little hoo hah is gonna shrivel up and fall right off! Poor little hoo hah...I think I will just start petting her more myself!!! After all, noone loves me like me and I can get the job done much faster anyway...yeah right!! I need some sexin now...Oh my god, I think I had a small annurism there, all that talk of sex and my nonsex getting ass almost blew up!! I am gonna go try to wake love bud up and rape his ass...I will let you know how it goes k?

see ya
wmy