comments anyone???
Wellll, thanks to a certain wonderful guy from Vegas, You know who you are...I became aware that I was begging people to comment on my blog, (I was seriously acting like a crackwhore fiending for that last fix...beg beg beg...but nothin!!!) but I had the comment section fucked up so nobody could comment on it, Can we say dumb ass people? Man, I have been fucking up right, left, and center lately. I know, I know, hard to believe right? hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa I am slowly slipping into stupidity central folks, and I have come to the conclusion that the reason for my complete and utter ignorance lately it.....are you ready?
I need to get laid dammit!!!!!
I tried to wake the love bud up the other night, but he was obviously too tired (bastard) and he wasn't budging. So of course I had to take matters into my own hands... literally...and while it had its moments, diddling your self just doesn't compare to a big ol' dick ya know?
I am about ready to rape him...I dont care that he has been working 75 hours a week for the last 2 months...mamma needs some luvin!
Speaking of luvin, I watched that HBO show "Real Sex" the other night and one of the segments was about dildos. They were showing all sorts of sizes and colors and that kind of shit. Then they flash to the dildo factory where the fake dicks are made...Did everyone else already know that 95 percent of the dildos are made in taiwon by little asian women? It was hilarious watching these tiny little 88 year old women painting and rubbing these rubber cocks...apparently, you have to put some kind of solution on after you apply the "life-like" purple veins via layers and layers of light purple paint...sooooo the little ladies have to rub and rub and rub these cocks with the solution to make the paint look "life-like"...I dont give a damn how long you rub them ladies...the "life-like" veins aint foolin us! BTW, I think that show was lying when they said that 95 percent of rubber cocks are made in taiwon...if anyone out there has the correct info, let me know...just curious ya know?
more on this later...
see ya
wmy
4 comments:
Wow I had no idea they still had the show Real Sex on, I used to watch that haha.
Good luck getting laid I was in a drought until recently :) Sex is great
bragger bragger 2x4...it is rough ya know? yes you do know dont ya?...stuff like real sex gets me through the worst of it!! hahaa
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