he's a homo ya know?

soooooooooooooo...We now have 3 possibly 4 gay men at my place of employment!! Glory be glory be all you homophobes out there better run for cover!!!

Why is it that gay men always have the funniest gay jokes? Let me tell ya, we have these 2 lovely lovely boys (they would kill me for calling them boys, but, who's gonna tell them right?)
at work and they just about have me pissin my mandatory regulation Khaki pants everynight that I work with them. Them mofo's are mighty funny ya know? We will call them J and R ...well, once J and R get going about something, there is no stopping them...once, J was going on about how this fat lady customer had on a really low cut top and how gross her jiggly big fat boobs were to him...he was seriously sooooo disgusted by the boobage that you could tell he wanted to hurl right on her "big fat cleavage" (his words, not mine) J is tall and really skinny and he was jumping around and flapping his hands saying how gross boobs are....damn it was funny stuff!!

R is relatively new to our slave pit job from hell...When the phone rings he will scream out "R's whore house, head whore speaking" One of these times he is gonna actually say that after he picks up the phone and I will of course be rolling on the floor pissing my self and laughing...while of course consoling him cause he just got his head whore ass fired. Seriously though, I wouldn't want him to get fired cause he actually makes the slave pit that we work at not so bad.

Have I told you about the bitch from hell boss that we all slave under? Wellllllllllll...hell bitch gets her jollies from making the rest of the world suffer...just like most bosses right? This bitch takes the cake in being a cunt!!...And speaking of cunt, when she wears pants she has such a huge camel toe going on that you actually feel real pain just looking at it!!! Its like a horrific accident, you dont really wanna look but some sick morbid side of you just has to keep looking...Or maybe I have a little bit of closet lesbo going on inside of me...ya think? Ohhhhh godddd I hope that if I ever did decide to taste the tuna taco that I could find something a little bit fresher that hell bitch!! lol

Well on that sick shit note, I will sign off for now
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