I can barely move
OMG...I am so full, I don;t know if I will ever be able to look at another piece of turkey or pumpkin pie again without projectile vomiting on whatever poor bastard happens to be closest to me! And yippy fucking skiippy, we get to do it all over again in a month...only this time there will be the added quesiness from spending wayyyyyy too much money on christmas presents competing with the mashed potatoes just waiting to come roaring up!
See that nifty picture folks? Thats right, I am the BLOG MASTER... kneel before me and worship at my blogging feet!! hahahah...I love all you guys who have helped me out with this!
So, anyway, I went out with my mom on our yearly kamikazee (spelling?) venture of the day after thanksgiving shopping. And once again, it was a fucking nightmare! Pushing and shoving, screaming and yelling, tugging and pulling, cussing and threats of violence...and thats just my mom, not to mention the rest of those crazy bitches out there just dying to get that wonderful deal on the last Pokemon game. Their bastard kids probably don't deserve it anyway, but they are willing to risk great bodily injury to get the damn stuff!
I can't really talk cuz I am right there with the rest of the lunatics ripping and tearing through the store aisles, just daring anyone to get in my way. My mom almost killed some poor woman this morning because the woman (who was pushing 85 years old at the least) tried to take the last "eazy-bake-oven".
"Thats mine bitch, back off!!" growls my mom, with her eyes glowing like she is possesed by the dark lord or something!
Every year I say that I am never going to do this to myself again, but lets face it, I am just as cheap as the rest of the christmas shopping assholes out there!
So three chears to the rest of you bitches, may you find all the deals you are looking for...just dont get in my way, or I will chop your damn head off...you have been warned!!
hahahahahahah
see ya
wmy
7 comments:
Pokemon is still popular? That's great news. I used to work at Nintendo so I am happy to hear this sort of news. See any punches thrown today?
I was going to fire-bomb my neighborhood Wal-Mart, but I wussed out.
I would not want to run into you in a mall and be after the same item. My dad and I went that day, we had to kill some time, and the crowds weren't that bad here in Indianapolis. or Naptown as the cool kids say
Nice going with the icon, cute picture
This is my kind of blog. Throwing the word pussy around is definitely the sign of a great blog. Keep it coming chica.
You are one crazy biotch for going out on Friday. Some people were arrested here for jumping the line at Walmart. WTF! You will NEVER, EVER catch me in that madness.
More power to ya and you're the better woman for it.
phats, I think your one of the cool kids honey its ok!
Egan, Saying pussy is fun huh?
Signgurl, Come on, be brave...tell you what, next year I will take you with me and initiate you k?
Steph, Thats right!! Set em up and knock em down!! hahah
Very nice site!
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