Wednesday, December 07, 2005

I am not hateful

Hello again!!!

Did you know thats actually the title of a movie? It has shelly long in it...I didn't capitalize her name cause...I HATE HER!!!

It has come to my attention that I supposedly hate too many people...all I can say to that is Fuck off and I HATE YOU!!! hahahahahah Anyway, I don't hate everybody, I just say what I am feeling at that exact moment and sometimes HATE is the only word that fits ya know? So I thought it only fitting that I comprise a list of all the things that I hate........

1. Models who say that they were ugly when they were young...shut the fuck up!!

2. Young guys who haven't even grown into their penis yet trying to hook up with older women..."Cause Ashton Cutcher did it" Kill me now!!

3. The Jehovah's Witness who keep showing up at my door trying to convert me...I don't begrudge anyone their right to have their religious beliefs, but I TOLD YOU NOT TO COME BACK ASSHOLE!!!!!

4. Hairy backs...gross gross gross

5. Men who shave ALL of the hair off their bodies...I know, I know, I am never happy right?

6. People who are constantly showing you pictures of their kids,,,I have some of my own dick head!!

7. PEOPLE WHO DON'T TIP!!

8. Women with big boobs...that is just a little jealously comin through there.

9. As per my last post...Jackasses who act like they have never driven in snow before even though they have a "Michigan for life" bumper sticker on their car!

10. When my kids keep coming up to me asking "Mom can you please make dinner now?" Can't they see that I am busy on the computer????? Sheesh, kids just want everything ya know? hahahahahah

Well, it has occured to me that I could go on and on all night but, my kids are now knawing on the couch legs so I better go feed the little beggars!! lol

see ya
wmy

7 comments:

wmy said...

Jenn- My thoughts exactly...I say after 6months they should be able to do most things for themselves right???hahahah

Phats said...

You're freakin hilarious! You wanna go to the winter formal with me?

yournamehere said...

wmy,
people who don't tip suck and should be stricken with Polio, FDR-style.

Unknown said...

love the list
I too have been told that I hate too many people
Well maybe if everyone wasn't such a dumbass... :)

Anonymous said...

I don't hate anyone, I think that is an overused word. Instead I prefer to ignore them because I know that that winds them up even more hahahahaha.
Thanks for the comment on my little bloggy yesterday :-P

wmy said...

Phats- what kind of corsage are you gonna get me?

YNH-I agree 100%

pensieri- Thank you and welcome...they are dumbasses huh?

gareth- true, true... maybe I will start trying that.

Phats said...

Umm something that goes with your beautiful monkey fur? haha! :)