Miss Daisy is driving
Its snowing again!!!
I have lived in Michigan all my life and you would think that I would be used to the shitty weather huh? Nope...I'm not! Its cold and shitty and windy and...well you know, WINTER!!!
I'm thinking that maybe I should move to Florida or somewhere else where you don't have to skate across a yard full of ice just to get to the damn mail box...nah, I would just bitch about the heat if I moved somewhere warm. I have come to the conclusion that...there is no pleasing me! At least thats what love bud just got done yelling at me> just because I nonchalantly asked him to turn up the heat...after asking him to turn down the damn heat... an hour ago! Jeez, he is so touchy sometimes! He should know that when you live with a female, at least once a month there are gonna be temperature issues...dumb ass!
And whats up with all the idiots behind the wheel these days? Seriously, they act like they have never driven in snow before...jackasses! And, of course, I always end up behind grandma moses when I am late for work. "Pull over and wait for spring grandma"!! I get some serious road rage going sometimes...all I wanna do is get to work dammit! MOVE YOUR ASS!!!
Now, I know that sometimes you have to drive slow...when the roads are bad, I drive cautiously too, but god almighty, these people need to be put out of their misery, and I have decided its up to me to do it!!hahahahah Just kidding! OK, maybe, some small part of me wants to ram their geriatric asses right off the road, but that would be wrong wouldn't it??????????? Or maybe, just maybe, I could get a bull horn and blast it at them as I drive by flipping them off??? What do you think bloggers? What absolutely drives you bonkers while driving?
Let me know k?
see ya
wmy
8 comments:
First off I HATE winter, I HATE snow, and I HATE cold weather. I HATE that you have to start your car 20 mins before leaving, and get up earlier just to scrape your windows. IT BLOWS!
What drives me nuts is when people don't use their turn signals.
I have to be the dissenting vote. I LOVE SNOW! I don't love lame driver's though. I was behing a 95 Camero last night who was sliding all over the place. Her big tires were bald but she kept going faster. Seems like if you can't stop, you shouldn't go that fast. When I finally got around her, I see that she is about 16! Yikes! I got the hell away from her.
phats- Me too, me too, and me too!
Steph- I know, I know I still think cars should be equiped with cannons so we can blow their dumb asses off the road!
Jenn- You sound like my guy, he absolutely loves the white stuff...skiing and everything...I dont know how the hell we ever got together!
egan- Are you the guy who passes out the sedatives at the party...you are aren't you???
You busted me Wendy. I am the one that passes out keys.
*drops keys into bowl* Who's it gonna be?
egan- I knew I had you pegged! lol
Jenn- That was a hilarious mental image!! Thanks
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