Surrounded by bitches

Now, dont get me wrong, being a bitch can have its advantages sometimes, but being a straight up skank ho beotch from hell is another thing entirely. Case in point the skank ho bitches that I work with! You know , the girls that you look at and you just know that they haven't changed their underwear for a while...just fucking nasty!!

We've got this one, I will call her "cock cancer" for now...she flits her little ass around the restaurant thinking that everything with a dick wants to jump her. And if by some miracle, she gets a clue that one of them doesn't want her...well...he must be gay right??? Now, I will give her some credit and say that she does have a nice little figure, but the "come get your STD" sign that she has practically flashing from her cooch makes her just sad ya know? And before you think that I am just jealous of her, let me say "would you be jealous of a walking genital wart?...well would ya?"

On to skank ho number 2. We will call her "Miss cunt caving in". This is the one who pretends to be innocent in front of most people, but she is secretly in the office taking it up the ass from the manager just to be named "head server" hahaha "head server" it really is a title where I slave and work, I didn't just make it up for skanky! Miss CCI thinks she has pulled the wool over everyone's eyes, but little does she know that we are all taking bets on how long it will be before the damn thing actually does cave in!! And yes, she goes to church every single Sunday...thats why the bitch can never pick up a shift on Sunday!! Man, I hate this one!

We also have this weasel (male) who works with us, and he is the one who wants to get with both of these chicks...he never never never will...even these whores have their standards I guess. So anyway, weasel runs around doing all kinds of extra things for skank 1 and 2, and they of course use the hell out of him...only he's too damn horny and stupid to realize that! He will buss their tables (he is not a busser) and run drinks for them and just generally drool all over them until you want to just tell him to go in the back and jack off to take some of the pressure off of himself cause you know he is gonna blow at any moment! Oh, did I mention that weasel is married? His poor miserable wife came in one Friday night and he introduced her to all of us as "here is the porker I am stuck with". Yes, she is heavy, but no one deserves to be stuck with this human shit stain! We all felt so sorry for her! So, while weasel is panting after the two skinny bitches who wouldn't let him lick their shoes off, he has a very nice wife at home who is I am sure, at this very moment plotting how to kill him (I hope). I know I would be! lol This guy is a real greaseball and I hope his wife has the common sense to drop his ass soon.

I will blog again soon with more tales from my normal, calm non-dysfunctional life...damn that would be boring wouldn't it??hahahahah

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