13 things

Hey folks

So, heres the thing...I was twiddling around the blogs, and came across this thing called 13 for Thursday, or 13 on Thursday, or something like that. I can't remember which blog I saw it on, and I am waaayyyyy to lazy to go searching for it...but I thought it was kind of neat...you are supposed to list 13 things about your self every Thursday so other bloggers can get to know random things about ya! So, I of course decided to rip it off and do it here on my wonderful blog! hahaha...If it was your blog that I saw this on, I apologize in advance, and please don't slap my ass with a lawsuit...LOL Here it is.....13 random, pointless, dumb things you never asked to learn about me!! ENJOY

1. My ankles crack and pop everytime I walk up stairs (I'm old ok??)

2. I love the smell of liver being fried, but I wouldn't eat that shit even if you had a gun to my head!

3. I think onion breath smells good.

4. I pick all the nail polish off my nails within 1 hour of painting them. (I know, I have issues,)

5. I had a 4.0 GPA all the way through high school (took some time off to have my kids, have one fucked up bad marriage, and am now going back to college)

6.I had 7 count em 7 orgasms last night (I am a new member of the multiple orgasm club)

7. I have never had hair on my armpits (it just never grew there)

8. I am a lover of sex toys...all kinds, I have no prejudices

9. I am obsessive compulsive about checking the locks in my house before I go to bed at night.

10. I am a big scardy cat when it comes to the dark.

11. I have never had sex in the water.

12. I have made an amateur porn tape with my love bud.

13. I can hold my breath for 2 minutes under water.(hey, I think I'm cool cause of that!!)

Thats all I have for today kids...tune in tomorrow for more fun and hijinks!

see ya
wmy