pennies from heaven
It all started a few days ago...I woke up, it seemed like such an ordinary day. How was I to know what was coming my way?? It came right out of nowhere...there I was, walking out of the store...,minding my own business...I go to return my shopping cart to the cart corral (like all good, respectful shoppers do), and..........there it was!!!!!............. my first bit of luck...
10 smackaroonies staring up at me...thats right folks...I found 10 bucks on the damn ground...it was
just laying there, all lonely like, and I had to pick it up!!
Now, of course, me being the honest bitch that I am, the first very first thought (after, haaa!! finders keepers fuckers!!) that crossed my mind was whether or not I should place an ad in the paper..you know, cause I am so honest and all...then I thought, nahhhhhhh, and stuffed it right in my front pocket!! hahahahahahaha Yesssssssss...money, money, money, MONEYYYYYYY!
And then, AND THEN..yesterday, I was cleaning out my purse cause I had just purchased a new one, and as I was going through old receipts and candy wrappers (don't judge me dammit!) I found a scratch off lottery ticket that I had never scratched. I tossed it on the table, and went about my purse cleanse. You know whats coming, dont ya?? My blog buddies are soooo smart!! lol
A few hours later, I noticed the ticket and decided to go ahead and scratch it, figuring it would prove my love buds "theory" that I should "quit wasting our fucking money on that shit Wendy!", and it would be just another loser
NO, IT WAS NOT A LOSER!!!!!
IT WAS A LOVELY, LOVELY WINNER...WINNER I TELL YOU!!!!!!!!!!
"Well, how much was it Wendy?"
I knew you would ask me that...
It was a THOUSAND FANFUCKINGTASTIC DOLLARS...thats how much it was!!!!!
I just about shit myself...which would have been ok, seeing as how I can afford a new pair of pants now. hahahahahah
And, you know what they say...things like this usually happen in 3's, sooooooooooooooo...
My daughter has a stunting and tumbling cheerleading clinic at Central Michigan University this Saturday, which just happens to be in Mt. Pleasant Michigan...right down the road from the Soaring Eagle Casino!!!!!
My significantly larger than normal ass will be sitting right there in that damn casino...KaChing!!
Go Wendy, Go Wendy, It's yo birthday...hahahahahah
10 smackaroonies staring up at me...thats right folks...I found 10 bucks on the damn ground...it was
just laying there, all lonely like, and I had to pick it up!!Now, of course, me being the honest bitch that I am, the first very first thought (after, haaa!! finders keepers fuckers!!) that crossed my mind was whether or not I should place an ad in the paper..you know, cause I am so honest and all...then I thought, nahhhhhhh, and stuffed it right in my front pocket!! hahahahahahaha Yesssssssss...money, money, money, MONEYYYYYYY!
And then, AND THEN..yesterday, I was cleaning out my purse cause I had just purchased a new one, and as I was going through old receipts and candy wrappers (don't judge me dammit!) I found a scratch off lottery ticket that I had never scratched. I tossed it on the table, and went about my purse cleanse. You know whats coming, dont ya?? My blog buddies are soooo smart!! lol
A few hours later, I noticed the ticket and decided to go ahead and scratch it, figuring it would prove my love buds "theory" that I should "quit wasting our fucking money on that shit Wendy!", and it would be just another loser
NO, IT WAS NOT A LOSER!!!!!
IT WAS A LOVELY, LOVELY WINNER...WINNER I TELL YOU!!!!!!!!!!
"Well, how much was it Wendy?"
I knew you would ask me that...
It was a THOUSAND FANFUCKINGTASTIC DOLLARS...thats how much it was!!!!!
I just about shit myself...which would have been ok, seeing as how I can afford a new pair of pants now. hahahahahah
And, you know what they say...things like this usually happen in 3's, sooooooooooooooo...
My daughter has a stunting and tumbling cheerleading clinic at Central Michigan University this Saturday, which just happens to be in Mt. Pleasant Michigan...right down the road from the Soaring Eagle Casino!!!!!
My significantly larger than normal ass will be sitting right there in that damn casino...KaChing!!
Go Wendy, Go Wendy, It's yo birthday...hahahahahah
7 comments:
OMG, you are on a winning streak. GO WENDY!
Do yourself a favor and do not take all your winnings just in case you already used up your luck.
Hey if you ever head my way, Lansing area, for a competition, let me know. I'll bring the camera.
By the way, that was my money. I will prove it. It was a $10 bill, right. See, it was mine. I made a quick trip to GR when no one was looking, honest.
Oh good luck to you both on Saturday.
WENDY!!
Wheres that 10 bucks you owe me?
Go Wendy GO!!!
That is fantastic! Oh wow. You know I think I might have lost a 10 spot too... it was green right? Yeah? That was mine.
I can't wait to hear how you pan out at the casino! I agree with barman, save a little back, maybe for a spa day or something!
Have fun!!!!
barman- I will save some...bills and all ya know!! That is the worst part about being a grown up..damn bills! lol
I thought I saw you, and g-man and weekends off in a scuffle right before I found the 10...but, I never put it together!! hahahaha
G-man- check is in the mail baby!! lol
weekends- I will for sure let you guys know how Saturday turns out...I am just hoping I have not jinxed myself my talking about it too much...ahhhhhhh...the anxiety of it all! lol
barman- I will definately take you up on the picture offer if we are over by Lansing. I love the pics you take, and thanks for the offer!
signgurl- we should plan a casino trip! yeah, yeah, lets do that!
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